Lost Fish and the zombie fan

2009 April 10
by Lindsay

I really want to put up signs around the city that say Lost Fish, with a picture of Piggy (my goldfish) and some contact info (maybe this email address)

Lost Fish!

Lost Fish! Greatly missed. Answers to "Piggy." If found, please contact satisfiction@ymail.com.

What the fah.

My laptop fan is working again.

My friends are like “that’s good!” BUT IS IT REALLY? It was dead for several months and now here it is again fanning stuff. I don’t know how I feel about a zombie fan. How long will it live this time? Why is it making a sort of wheezing noise? What is the cost of this working again? Is it my soul? Or is the fan being powered by whatever entity made that sneezing noise that time? Is it working again because it knows that I’ve been shopping for a new one? If so, does that mean my laptop has become sentient and my threats are not falling on deaf ears?

This is all very confusing and requires some thought.

Hahaha! My sister just pointed out that it’s Easter and my laptop fan rose from the dead.

4 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 April 10

    Well, you know, at least your laptop hasn’t yet started walking over palm leaves on a donkey. Wait is that Easter or Palm Sunday? And are they the same thing?

    Seriously I have no idea.

    And I’m a christian.

    • 2009 April 12

      I would guess Palm Sunday. I think he died and then rose from the dead around Easter, hence Zombie Jesus Day (a.k.a. Easter).

  2. 2009 April 11

    I have a zombie laptop battery. Maybe we’re related?

    (Thanks for the music recs! Looking forward to checking them out!)

    • 2009 April 12

      Perhaps we are… perhaps we are.

      Hey, no problem. You might hate them all, but I hope you don’t, because I love that music.

      (For those of you that aren’t Cammy or reading her blog – which you should be doing by the way, along with Brie’s and the other fine people who comment here – I suggested some Kings of Leon songs.)

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