Weekly WTF

Ok, so this is the first ever Weekly WTF as promised in my post about how coffee makes you see ghosts. Since that day, and actually a little before that, I’ve been compiling a list of articles and websites that just make me say what the eff – sometimes out loud. Some are funny, some are  and some are just mind boggling.

• Some people go way too far with plastic surgery. Here are some of them.
• And if they go any farther, they may start to look like sea creatures. Manatees, maybe. And if they do, there’s always a website called HornyManatee.Com. Just… go look at it.
• If the horny manatees make you want to express your sexuality, you can always get yerself some bumper nuts. That’s right, nuts for your bumper.
• And if that isn’t extreme enough for you, you can always try to make your own sex toy. And probably get horribly injured by it, like this woman.
• Maybe she should have just had sex with this weirdass Mickey Mouse fail.
• From the same people that bring us the Disney fail, we get some good ol’ fashioned sexism.
• And if that put-your-woman-in-her-place picture of fun wasn’t enough, because maybe she’s a lesbian and not really into your husbandly ways, you could get her with some corrective rape. Like I said in the comments on that post, there’s nothing that makes a woman crave a man more than a little rape.
• If the rape comes too late, why not start enforcing gender roles early, with some baby wigs for little girls without much hair?

Please join me in a resounding what the eff.