@#&*! Laptop
My laptop is crashing every two minutes again and it’s frustrating as hell. A few months ago, the internal fan broke out of the blue. A couple of days ago, the awesome cooling tray my dad bought me for Christmas wheezed to death. I’ve been trying everything – manual fanning, covering it in ice packs, putting it in the fridge to cool down… and I think I’ve found a temporary solution. I’m going to keep my laptop in the freezer while it’s in use. Don’t know what the hell I’m talking about? Don’t worry, I anticipated this and have provided a visual aid.
Fancy visual aid
I took a chance and blurred out the brand names of food and stuff. I can’t imagine all the levels on which this is completely the wrong thing to do, and I’m very glad that no one’s around to see this.
By the way, it sorta works, but when I tried to open one of my favourite (and yes high effort for the computer) programs, I still crashed in like 20 seconds. I’m not pleased… but it’s better than nothing. In the mean time, I punched the screen (which in retrospect was a bad decision) and have been using many of my favourite cusses to let the computer know exactly how I feel about it.
WTF? Dude, it’s time for some, like, help. Maybe you could take it somehwere to get fixed? The freezer is making me nervous! What if it freezes off all its important, special parts?!
You are a desperate woman! I agree with Brie….it’s time for some professional help.
For your broken laptop, AND for your insane brain!
Hahahah thanks guys.
Yeah, the freezer is totally freaking me out. I’m scared I’m going to break something… including the freezer. It started making horrible eeking noise like a minute after I posted this…
I definitely need help with this. Being a broke high school student like I am, I’m relying on my dad to take it into work and get his techie people on it. In the mean time, I’m going with the shock value of my fancy visual aids.